I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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