This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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