I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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