Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
it's like heaven, but drunker
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
So vagazzling was a success
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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