Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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