super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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