dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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