she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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