No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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