is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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