My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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