I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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