I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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