So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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