doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
