no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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