fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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