So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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