I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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