My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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