fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
