yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Less talking, more tequila
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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