I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
How many fucks given?
0.12846
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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