So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Randomize