Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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