can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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