I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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