my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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