why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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