yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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