just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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