It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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