Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
