my vag is so smooth its legendary
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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