CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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