I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I think a kid would responsible me up
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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