One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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