eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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