he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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