Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Randomize
