its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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