i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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