And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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