But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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