I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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