Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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