She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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