What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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