You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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