at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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