I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize