I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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