whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I think people are normalizing furries
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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