I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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