Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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