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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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